Ah... so you wanna know about my husband Zetto? Great choice.

Back in Sep 2024, there was the It's Hip act. It allowed any adult blob, provided they have no ties to Zetto biologically, the ability to try to have a Winged x Common (or rarely Winged x Water, for the low amount of civilized water Blobs... or Winged x Stick). Winged blobs were kind of rare in mainland Chikakimu for a bit, as most of the pure winged blobs have moved to the city. I was the first to do so before it exploded in popularity until the It's Hip Act ended 30 days later. We had twins. Let's just say we dated for a while and got married after that.

People at my work thought the marriage was a meme relating to the It's Hip Act of 2024, until I showed them the read only Epi-cart with unedited footage of the wedding. If you haven't seen a Chiikit wedding yet, I will explain. It's a bit like a kids' birthday party with all the cheesy games except way more crazy. No depressing organ jams here, it's all fun, games and caffeinated drinks.

Then I brought Zetto in one day to work. They were surprised. I kinda was, too... Coming from someone who literally was able to date their celebrity crushes by the way. I dated Nebula and Haiko from the YANLOID group at one point.  I still do. Passo really likes Nebula.

But yes, he's actually kinda hot. But your mileage may vary. He's only hot if you're me.

I pat him on the head... we sing duets... and after all... we're in love.

Someone, please... PLEASE let me and Zetto sing the hit song "Magnet"... I wanna sing it so bad... Hand the usts over. Me and Zetto are going to practice. Who cares if its for women only... it's a masterpiece and we should sing it!!!!