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It was another boring day for Haiko's corn flour business, until she went to several towns alone to advertise her corn flour. Which town wanted the flour most? Bot Land. The bots in retirement really wanted something else to eat other than nuts, bolts, oil, and pancakes. So Haiko brought all the stock she could bring, and made a lot of money in the process.
"I saw Haiko on the street, screaming that she was selling corn flour. I walked up and told her to follow me. So she did... and the rest is history" Groovy said in a interview. "Haiko, thank you for your successful product."
Haiko is currently selling up to 50 boxes (and counting) of her now-successful corn flour product. The money she made was phenomenal. Ones turn to tens, tens turn to hundreds, hundreds turn to thousands, thousands turn to millions, millions turn to billions - and Haiko is rich enough to get a luxury house with all the bells and whistles! But she's not doing that unless Nebula agrees with her.
We have tried her flour and it's amazing!
"Some of the bots here like to snort Haiko's corn flour instead of eating it. They're going to regret it! Hey, at least I don't do it. I'm not in retirement, and I am planning to retire soon!"
MEE6 has seen misuse of Haiko's corn flour a day after the bots were introduced to it. Groovy also ate three containers!
"Haiko corn flour in a can speedrun any percent!"
[Rythm proceeds to set a stopwatch and play the Speedrunner Theme as the Dank Memer starts eating an entire can of corn flour]
"FOUR SECONDS, GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!!"
Some of the bots have done speedruns of eating an entire package of Haiko Corn Flour. It is a popular pastime for the meme bots. We have interviewed Dank Memer. This is what he said:
"I created the Haiko Corn Flour speedrunning community when I got my hands on a pack. Now all the meme bots I know do it."
The success of Haiko's corn flour is amazing, and we hope to see more money in the future.
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